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Cat World

On one of the streets I regularly walk on, there's a house with a one-step front stoop about five feet from the sidewalk. The people who live there have a cat and they often put the cat outside on a long line.

I'm trying to figure out what this cat would think about sitting out there on the stoop. Either:

I'm the Ruler of the Universe

or

Oh my god, I'm going to be EATEN BY A DOG!!!!

I figure it must spend its time switching rapidly between these two opposing states.

Comments

I think it might be more like:

Wo BABY look at that bird--
Wait gotta bite my butt.
Holy COW check out that bug--
Did I hear a can opener?
Hmm, wonder what's in that hole...
Nap attack.