Cat World
On one of the streets I regularly walk on, there's a house with a one-step front stoop about five feet from the sidewalk. The people who live there have a cat and they often put the cat outside on a long line.
I'm trying to figure out what this cat would think about sitting out there on the stoop. Either:
I'm the Ruler of the Universe
or
Oh my god, I'm going to be EATEN BY A DOG!!!!
I figure it must spend its time switching rapidly between these two opposing states.
Comments
I think it might be more like:
Wo BABY look at that bird--
Wait gotta bite my butt.
Holy COW check out that bug--
Did I hear a can opener?
Hmm, wonder what's in that hole...
Nap attack.
Posted by: IronGall | September 23, 2002 11:17 PM