The Right to Keep and Arm Bears
Check out the Robert Anton Wilson For Governor website:
After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why sh[oul]d I remain the ONLY nut in California who ain't running?My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind the shared goals of:
--Get those pointy-headed Washin[g]ton bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!
--guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them
--drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them
--freedom of choice, free love, free speech, free Internet and free beer
--California secession -- Keep the anti--gun and ant[i]-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies
--Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers
--Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bears
...via BoingBoing