The Little Pearl-Encrusted Scythe
McSweeney's gives us "The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidential Cabinet according to their Etymological Backgrounds of their First and Last Names and of their Middle Names when Available"
Also, Dealing with an ex-Nazi Neighbor:
Unless we're very lucky, most of us at some point have to deal with that most unpleasant and awkward of situations: the neighbor who turns out to be a former Nazi. It can be disconcerting to learn that the kindly old gentleman who always smiled at you on the sidewalk once oversaw the brutal degradation and murder of thousands of people. This knowledge can cause stress and interfere with your enjoyment of home life and with your productivity at work.