More Sex
Kelly Link and I published our first stories the same year. Despite this auspicious beginning, her career has been a tad more successful than mine.
After carefully analyzing a statistically significant bunch o' Kelly's stories, I have come to the conclusion that this is mainly because her stories have more sex in them than mine.
So this coming year my stories will be containing more sex.
Except the fireworks story, which you'd think would have sex in it, but doesn't.