And, BTW, Ha!
The guy at the cell phone store told me that I was old and (probably) stupid because I couldn't see the gigantic benefits of trading in my $20/month plan for a $40/month plan. While the $40/month plan has more minutes and Great! New! Features! I don't actually use all the minutes on my current plan so fail to appreciate the benefits to me of the twice-as-expensive plan.
"People love those old plans and want to keep them," he said. "But the company doesn't want to offer them." Cuz, like, they don't make as much money on them. That's what we call customer service in the new millenium.
However, I have the last laugh because this time next week I will have totally out-geeked the phone store guy. For work, I am getting one of these.