Also...
A reminder that 'Chainsaw on Hand' will be coming out in the March, 2007 issue of Asimov's (since I got the January 2007 issue about two weeks ago, I figure this is just about timely.
'Chainsaw on Hand' starts like this:
This is what winter’s like in South Dakota on the plains--you wake up and it’s full dark still, maybe five o’clock in the morning and you know without ever throwing the covers off, without ever getting up, that it’s at least twenty below zero outside. You can tell by the clean-edged sound of the wind as it hits the corner of the house, as if there’s never been a drop of moisture in it, like knives would slice themselves to shreds on a wind like that. You can tell, too, by the feel of the air in the room, the way the frail warmth of the over-stressed furnace is more illusory than real.
Yes, that's right it is written in second person, present tense. But it has chainsaws! on hand! And it is, as you can see from this paragraph, competely and utterly suited to the season.