Write Me A Bio!
I need to write two bios this week and they are very hard because I am the boringest person alive.
This is what all my bios sound like:
Blah, blah, blah, midwest. Blah, blah, blah dogs. Blah blah, IT. Blah, blah, blah, haven't sold anything to anyone because I'm the Slowest Writer in the World.
Also, it looks like 'The Whale's Lover' will be in the January, 2008 issue of Asimov's.
Comments
Deb Coates, still estranged from LJ, wears cute cardigans with pastel puppies on them, but don't be fooled! She's a lean, mean writing machine who's not afraid to throw a grenade or two when necessary. For fun she dons rugged all-weather gear and goes tracking with ferocious dogs, and in her day job she singlehandedly wrangles thousands of computers with no crashes.
Yay, January Asimov's!!
Posted by: SarahP | July 26, 2007 07:18 AM
Yes. That is much better than my usual bios.
Posted by: Deb | July 26, 2007 07:47 AM
Can I amend it?
...who's not afraid to throw a grenade or two (into a story) when necessary.
Wouldn't want people to think you actually in real life go around throwing grenades.
Posted by: SarahP | July 26, 2007 10:50 AM
Sarah, nicely done! I might have to commission a bio from you at some point as well. Deb, I'd use it! Looking forward to the Jan Asimov's.
Posted by: Lisa B. | July 28, 2007 10:42 AM