Today's Grocery Store Conversation
[My grocery total is $36.63]
Checkout kid: Hey your total's a palindrome!
Me: I think I should get a discount.
Checkout Kid: if I were in charge you'd get a 75% discount!
Grocery Bagging Kid: But if you actually did that, people would come to the store and buy palindromic amounts of groceries and you'd have to give them all 75% discounts!
Checkout Kid: Nah, figuring the taxes would totally mess them up.