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December 28, 2006

In a Foreign Country

I would be golden in a world where conversation consisted solely of anecdotes and everyone was left to figure out their own connections between stories instead of making the person who came up with the anecdote explain themselves....

Anyway...when I was a kid, we didn't have money. We bought our clothes at rummage sales and had a six-party phone line and in the winter sometimes you could see your breath in every room in the house. But--oh baby--we had food.

I remember reading books when I was that same kid where the kid characters were poor. They were embarrassed that they had hamburger for dinner and never had steak. And I never got that. I would read that--and it popped up over and over, as if that was one of the great divisions between poor and middle class--hamburger or steak--and think--hamburger, steak, they're both beef, right?

Because we always had steak--really good steak, too. We probably ate steak once a week. Steak or hamburger--it was a reach-in-the-freezer sort of choice.

There were a whole list of things when I was that age that I had no idea what they cost--we never bought milk or beef or most vegetables. We never bought apples or cherries or peaches. Heck, we only bought gas at gas stations when we went on long trips. Sometimes we didn't buy butter. It wasn't that I didn't get that people lived in town, that they bought their meat instead of raising it. What I didn't get was that steak and hamburger, butter and margarine actually cost different amounts of money.

My point is that despite my persistent belief that everyone has the same cultural referents that I do, this is pretty much untrue. The second part of my point, which involves taking a hard right for a moment before getting back on track, is that SarahP and I and others were having a conversation recently about the rural equivalent of urban fantasy (and for anyone who says that it's all urban fantasy even when it's in rural climes, I say...pbtttb! Because, although there is indeed rural fantasy that's totally imbued with urban sensibilities, it's not what I'm talking about. In fact, I probably write urban fantasy, when I write it, with rural sensibilities, but that's a digression for another time.)

So, the rural equivalent of urban fantasy--Chainsaw on Hand is that kind of story, as is Waking Up Dead in Iowa (unfinished) and Later, There will be Fireworks (finished, but with a totally sucky ending), and Sleeping Beauty in Upstate New York with Cows, Pigs and the Occasional Rooster (which I have only written the first two pages of) and Cowgirls in Space (which only exists in my imagination) are all totally and completely rural fantasy with non-urban sensibilities.

And one of the things that these sorts of stories have to overcome (and by god I am finally bringing it back to the steak and hamburger thing) is that hardly anyone grows up in working rural America anymore. More people than not have no idea about all the meat you could ever want and propane tanks and milk inspections and never ever waking up your parents at the crack of dawn to open Christmas presents because, first of all, they're always up, like, an hour before any kid ever thought of getting up and after that there are cows to milk and calves to feed and barns to clean and if you do that all first then you get five hours in the middle of the day when there's nothing else to do except eat a late breakfast and open presents and maybe take a nap before you have to do it all over again.

Iowa is another country (the federal government says for their purposes all of Iowa is rural, though really that isn't totally true). The High Plains is another country. Working rural America in its several dozen variations is/are another country. And when we write genre about working rural country, we write about it like we write about another planet, like the future, like lots of readers are coming to it for the first time and like it's both deep and familiar and a complete and fascinating new world at the same time. We don't take it for granted and we don't pretend it's just like the city/suburbia with fewer houses and dramatically less concrete. We don't pretend that all the animals are Bambi (and we--oh god, please--don't pretend that cows with udders are teenaged boys--yes, if someone could please shoot that movie, Barnyard, I'd be eternally grateful) and we don't pretend that they aren't occasionally Bambi-cute either (well, okay, the boy cows with udders thing, that needs to go away forever). And we tell people:


What you want, on a dark morning like that, with the wind and the cold and the knowledge that you’ll never be warm again is to pull the blankets way up over your head and never come out until spring. But this is South Dakota on the plains in winter. There are cattle waiting to be fed, counting on you as their single source of, well, everything. And because you have to get up anyway, you do.

and

Tillie has brought a flashlight with her but she doesn't need it. There's a full moon and she can see a dozen feet ahead of her as she sets out across the yard, through the fence and into the Whitby's fields. The corn was harvested weeks ago and there's just dry stubble, which crunches under her feet and occasionally causes her to stumble when she steps on a particularly fat stalk. In fifteen minutes, she has reached the Whitby's. Coming in from the field instead of from the road, she sees the house between the corners of the buildings, like a reverse shadow glowing in the moonlight.

and

It wasn't even her rooster. He belonged to the McCutcheon's down the south orchard. Every spring, just as the grass was starting to green he came over, despite the dogs, who stalked him, despite the bull in the near pasture, despite every possible discouragement, he came and perched on top of the old machine shed and crowed in the morning. After two or three days, she'd call Jed McCutcheon and he'd come and grab the rooster and take it back home.

and

Jennie Low swears to God

--I swear to God, she says--

that the best cowgirls in the world are on the Chadron in Northwest Nebraska.


So that's what I think rural fantasy sounds like. If it exists, which I'm not entirely sure that it does. It's a different language, a different culture, though sometimes it sounds so very similar to urban fantasy that you have to look closer to see where the difference lies. It's steak and hamburger, hover (pronounced hoover--don't even ask me), chainsaws on hand, and abandoned dairy barns with lime-covered floors. I've lived in town for--holy crap--a long time, but job and family and history connect me back. There are things I want to show, there are things I want to understand, and there are things I can only explain when I put them into this language and this culture.

So, rural fantasy--it's time has so totally come.

What I Did on my Birthday

  1. Took the day off from work
  2. Went out to breakfast
  3. Signed a lease on a new dog training place
  4. Bought birthday pie
  5. Took Billie for a three mile walk
  6. Took John Henry for a three-quarter mile walk
  7. Printed out the whiny white professor story to send out again
  8. Watched Dr. Who
  9. Wrote an essay which I will be inflicting on you all shortly

December 18, 2006

Unrelated to the previous post

I got the February, 2007 Asimov's on Saturday, which says this about 'Chainsaw on Hand':

...new writer Deborah Coates shows us the price of living so that you always have a "Chainsaw on Hand"

I bet you can't wait now.

(Also, there are no chainsaws in this story. None. Don't be disappointed when there aren't any. Because I warned you.)

It has not escaped my notice

...that the things that get the most comments around here involve upside down dogs, flat squirrels and electric peeing.

You may now expect this sort of discourse to escalate in the coming year.

December 15, 2006

Shotguns and Hand Grenades

So, I asked the guy at work with the most guns how hard he thought it would be to get ahold of hand grenades (if one were a totally illegal, criminal type person, not, you know...me). And he rates it more difficult than getting a hold of shotguns but totally doable. And we both agree that even I could probably make hand grenades if I wanted to--and had access to the internets. And that it would be loads easier than making shotguns.

Also, when I told him about the writing rule that calls for blowing things up when you don't know what to write next, he said that he would read way more short stories if more people followed that rule.

Electric Boogaloo

I swear this is a true story.

The other morning I took John Henry for a walk and for reasons not really pertinent to this story we ended up going north instead of south as we usually do. On the next block north three of my neighbors have a fairly elaborate Christmas light display--it's really kind of nice, not so much lights in trees but more things that light up (wire trees and penguins and polar bears).

So, anyway, it's 5:30 in the morning and none of the Christmas lights are on and at the first house John Henry stops and starts peeing on one of those little wire Christmas trees with lights. And as he pees the lights on this Christmas tree start to light up. And the more he pees the brighter they get. No other lights in this yard are on. Only the lights on the tree John Henry is peeing on. I'm afraid to pull him away because I'm thinking--holy crap if it's not electrocuting him now maybe it will if I yank him out of there. So I just keep staring and the lights keep lighting and he gradually stops peeing and the lights go out again.

And then we finished our walk and came home. But I so wish I had a picture.

December 12, 2006

Writing Revelations

I tend to think of myself as an organic writer. Most of my stories start as a title or a first line or paragraph and I very rarely have any idea where the story's going or even usually what it's about in the sense that all stories should be about something. My best writing comes straight from my subsconscious and sometimes I am actually astonished at the things I put down on paper (fortunately in a good way). There's a balance for me between writing it down too soon and losing it forever.

So it surprises me that I love structure stories which, by my definition, means stories where the structure of the story itself resonates and reinforces the story(I figure it's necessary to define structure story after reading on a blog somewhere what a published author thinks a 'character-driven' story is and finding myself boggled). I don't necessarily mean highly experimental structures either, just ways of moving the story that are part of telling the story. I can think of zero examples of this right now (though I'm pretty sure I had one or two this morning when I actually had this thought).

I'm thinking about this because I've been thinking about new stories using the same characters/world introduced in 'How to Hide Your Heart.' If I write any of these (which is not at all a given no matter how much I think about them) the one that would come thematically and chronologically after 'How to Hide Your Heart' would be a structure story (remember it's highly possible no one else would call it this except me) and I think it would be fun to write.

And it seems excessively peculiar to me that I know it will be a structure story, I know what theme/emotional payoff etc the structure would resonate and intertwine with and I have barely any idea what the story is about or where it will go.

The title of this story I may or may not ever write is, 'Two is Not a Pattern' and it currently starts like this:

Beth though Matt Warren looked like a toad.

And not an interesting toad either. The most boring ugly toad ever--and that was saying a lot because toads as a whole were not attractive.

December 08, 2006

Also...

A reminder that 'Chainsaw on Hand' will be coming out in the March, 2007 issue of Asimov's (since I got the January 2007 issue about two weeks ago, I figure this is just about timely.

'Chainsaw on Hand' starts like this:

This is what winter’s like in South Dakota on the plains--you wake up and it’s full dark still, maybe five o’clock in the morning and you know without ever throwing the covers off, without ever getting up, that it’s at least twenty below zero outside. You can tell by the clean-edged sound of the wind as it hits the corner of the house, as if there’s never been a drop of moisture in it, like knives would slice themselves to shreds on a wind like that. You can tell, too, by the feel of the air in the room, the way the frail warmth of the over-stressed furnace is more illusory than real.

Yes, that's right it is written in second person, present tense. But it has chainsaws! on hand! And it is, as you can see from this paragraph, competely and utterly suited to the season.

Various and Sundry

Writing bits

I have finished 'How to Hide Your Heart' and sent it out to various people for feedback. It's the story that starts like:

She drives like a dream, like she is dreaming the road into existence as she drives

I also finished the edits on 'The Whale's Lover' and am planning to put it in the mail this weekend. It now begins:

They have come to Pretoria to hunt the leviathan (oh, wait, that's how it always started...)

I have a ton of unfinished stories I could choose to work on (plus 3 brand-new ideas this week) but I'm going to try and finally finish 'Waking Up Dead in Iowa' which begins:

Joe Crowley came back first, which didn’t seem all that strange at the time. He’d only been dead an hour and a half and nobody even knew it yet, except Joe himself.

which would be much easier if I knew what it was ultimately about, but I'm hoping that this time I finally do actually figure that out.

Other bits

For some unfathomable reason I seem to be getting a magazine called Lucky which bills itself as a magazine about shopping. And it's not even really a magazine about shopping. It's really a magazine about how to buy as much girly stuff as humanly possible. I've only flipped through one of them, but it has columns (I swear) on what stuff the editors would buy and wear if they had all the money in the world (or something, I didn't actually read the text). I could see some use in a magazine about how to shop for stuff you might actually want like storm windows or hiking boots or cookware with occasional bits on how to buy, say a winter coat.

But, really, this magazine? I am clearly not the audience. There are no circumstances in my present life when I will be buying three inch wedge-heeled shoes in a veritable rainbow of colors.

I was cold (in 9 degrees plus wind) last Sunday when I taught tracking. I frown upon being cold and the primary reason I was cold (since I'm all about the dressing in layers) was because I don't have a good windbreaking layer. So, I broke down and finally bought the expensive ultimate weather shell that I've been wanting and denying myself for the last ten years (yes, the time to buy these things is of course when you're paying two mortgages). If it's actually as good as it's supposed to be it will be a good investment because it will last me fifteen years, at least, but still--most expensive coat I've ever bought.

It came today in the mail and it is totally the awesome. It has zippers everywhere and it is waterproof and windproof and the inner lining is windproof on its own and if I am not warm in this jacket plus all my lovely layers then I am beyond hope and should just give up now and move to Florida.